October 19, 2005
Don't Hate the Game
The man is fucking, bat-shit, loco.
It seems Jack has been up to his old
tricks recently, and it seems some
people have had enough, at least the guys
at PA have had enough. Jack says he's a
foot soldier of God, doing His work. This
is strange, because I had lunch with God
and he tells me he loves video games.
He's looking forward to the next GTA
installment. Also, taking a lesson from
NIMF, He would like you to stop using his
name in your radical campaign.
This portion goes right out to Jack
himself. I'm a nineteen year old gamer;
I've been playing games all my life, and
I guess I'm from bizarro world or
something. See, where I'm from parents
did their jobs and didn't rely on
anything else to raise their kids. People
were also held responsible for there
actions. Here's something you might not
know Jack, from what I know, charity is
giving money or goods to those in need
with no strings attached. You giving 10
grand for something in return is not
charity; where I'm from, that's called
buying something. Also, I was taught
that when I said I'd do something and
then I didn't do it, it was called lying;
apparently my parents were wrong and it's
called being clever and witty. I guess
people just aren't up to par with you
rapier wit, eh Jack, but don't worry two
gamers were able to pick up the slack and
donate ten thousand dollars in your name.
On top of that they're going to have a
charity drive that will allow gamers to
help people around the world, and unlike
you they're not expecting to get anything
So Jack was on CNN. I didn't watch it,
but did they ask about his bogus charity,
or did they just decide to ignore it
among other things? I don't understand
you news media types; putting that man on
the news is like putting me on the news.
I'd just spout on about how the
government is run by a secret
organization and the president is just a
bogus figure head to make people think
they have control. You know, we'd both
just be spouting garbage, except mine
holds a little more truth. Jack just
seems to be making a fool of himself more
than usual recently, and it's even got me
asking, "What Happens Next?" Keep going
with your crazy crusade Jack; I don't
know whats going to happen, but it'll be
funny to watch.
Jack spends most of his time just surfing
message boards and webcomics to see if
he's mentioned so I wouldn't be surprised
if I got one of his "Stop this or else,"
messages. What's the matter Jack, can't
figure out what you're gonna do, huh?
"Damn, you crazy!"