April 22, 2005
Gatorade

The comic you have just witnessed is indeed based
upon actual events. Yeah seriously. This happened
except without the Gatorade. Well, my paper over
Fast Food Nation is not due till Monday so that
means I will be doing it Sunday. What? Thought I
would do it sooner? We almost have enough gold to
get Locke his mount. Then we can start on mine.
Yay! It will be a long arduous process of killing
things. Locke got over a hundred honorable kills.
He is some sort of machine that kills. I still
have my lowly 21. I will also be putting some
time into Jade Empire so I can get out the
review. I just rented Ghost Hunter. Thus far, the
game is alright. Not great but okay. It is
supposed to be survival horror, but it plays like
an action platformer. It is kind of like Ghost
Busters but with guns instead of proton packs.
I will be watching Kung-Fu Hustle so look for
the review soon. A big thanks to all those that
have been reading. We are going to be coming up
on our hundreth strip! 100! So keep spreading
the word. Enjoy the comic!

And Locke did not pick the Spider-Man comics.
I did. The douche will not leave the house.

-Burk

"Stay back! Or We'll clobber you with super
powers."

April 22, 2005
That Kind Of Guy
 
Burk is the kind of guy that does nice things for 
girls in an attempt to get their number. Where as, 
I am the type of guy who breaks peoples spirits, and 
if a hot girl can stand to be around me, there might 
be some chemistry there.
 
Picked up a The Amazing Spider-Man volume seven and 
eight. I'm going to check those out this weekend.  
I'll tell you what I think of them on Monday.
 
-Locke

"Look buddy, I don't remember much and your no 
looker!"